Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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