I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
what if I'm pregnant?
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there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
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just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
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It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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