I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
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My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
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Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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