Swine flu. Run for my life!
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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