The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
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I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
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Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
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