He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Randomize
