HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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