if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
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Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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