i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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