i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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