I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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