For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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