There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
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Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
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You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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