There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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