This girl is more easily done than said...
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Randomize
