my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
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alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
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I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place