I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
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Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
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ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.