I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
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Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
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My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
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