so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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