But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Oh god it's open bar.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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