I wish I could punch you in the face.
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
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Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
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I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
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