well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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