i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
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She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
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How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
A+ Viking dick
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Randomize