There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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