Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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