Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
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Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
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I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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