Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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