Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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