The brown eye won't let me do that either.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
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I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
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This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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