You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
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Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
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Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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