fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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