Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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