Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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