We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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