think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
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His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
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I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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