I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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