I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
