that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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