shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
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