Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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