you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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