Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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