i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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