They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
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I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
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For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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