what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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