listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
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how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
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Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
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