i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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