Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
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i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
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You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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