mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
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Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
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I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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