He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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