i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
So much rum. So many feels.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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