I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
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Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
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I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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