does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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