Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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