Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
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he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
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There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
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